My Handicap Is My Personality — Golf Tee

Some people have hobbies. You have a number that explains everything about you, and you bring it up unprompted.

This is the shirt for the golfer who's fully made it their whole identity — the one who'll tell you their handicap before they tell you their name. Our deadpan golf-ball mascot gets it. He's not improving either, and he's made peace with that.

Wear it to the course. Wear it to brunch. Let the people know.

The Shirt

A 100% cotton unisex classic tee with a clean, structured look — sharp lines, great drape, works on its own or layered.

• Bold front print — full-colour mascot and slogan
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10; Heather colours: 50/50 cotton/poly)
• Seamless double-needle collar, tubular fit
• Taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label
• Unisex fit, runs true to size

Part of the Teesmith Golfverse. He's not optimistic about your back nine either.

Please note: colours may vary slightly from screen. Made to order — please allow ~2 weeks for delivery.