The Desk Set — Mini Golf Pens & Putting Green

Every golfer has a desk. Most of them are staring out the window thinking about their tee time anyway — so you may as well let them play.

This is a mini golf course that lives on a desk. Three pens shaped like actual clubs — putter, wedge and iron — sitting in a felt-lined green with two holes, a flag and a pair of tiny golf balls. Take the shot, sink the putt, then use the club to sign whatever you were supposed to be signing twenty minutes ago.

These aren't hollow plastic. The clubs are solid metal, with enough weight that they feel like something — which is exactly why this works as a desk piece rather than a gag that ends up in a drawer.

It arrives in a proper presentation box, so it's ready to give as-is. No wrapping required, no "sorry about the packaging".

What's in the box

• 3 × club-shaped ballpoint pens — putter, wedge and iron, in solid brushed metal. Each writes in a different ink colour: black, blue and red. There's real heft to them; the weighted club head is what plastic novelty pens never get right. Best for short notes and signatures rather than long writing sessions.
• Felt putting green with two holes
• Miniature flag and two golf balls
• Fitted presentation gift box — 25cm × 19cm

Who it's for

The golfer who talks about golf at work. The dad who already owns every piece of gear going. The colleague you drew in Secret Santa. Anyone whose handicap is a personality trait.

Warning: productivity may decline.

Ships free from Sydney.